OH, THAT’S GOOD!!!

The face I make when I sip a new beer and think, “That right there, might just be alright!”

FLIRTATIOUS NON-TIPPERS REALLY BOTHER ME!!!

Flirtatious non-tippers really bother me! You know what, let me take that back because I don’t waste much time on them. However, it does make me wonder how their mind operates. For example, nothing puzzles me like a woman who doesn’t tip the bartender not one single dollar the entire night, but has the gall…

THE FIANCÈ HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!

Oh yeah, she’s been upgraded from girlfriend to fiancè. Yesterday after my parents house, we decided to stop by Steak & Shake for a quick bite to eat. Btw, I ordered an extra side of fries and pictured below is what they gave me on the coffee saucer. What do I look like a freaking…

DUMB LOOKS ARE FREE!!!

Customer: Bartender, let me get a vodka and cranberry, vodka & pineapple, and a vodka on the rocks. Me: Cool. I make all three drinks and place them in front of the customer. Me: It’s going to be $21. Customer: Okay. Which one is the vodka and cranberry??? Me: 😳

IT’S ALL MY FAULT!!!

My girlfriend and I have been together for about two years now. Within that time her taste in spirits has definitely elevated. She’s probably going to kill me for this, but she has gone from Arbor Mist and cheap vodka, to wine from Alsace, France and Woodford Reserve bourbon! Her dad even compliments her on…

POOR TIPPERS AND REALITY!!!

One of my sisters in the service industry, Ashley W., uploaded a post (on Facebook) yesterday of an article that an aspiring graduate student wrote. (pictured below.) It ignited a flurry of comments on Ashley’s page about when it is appropriate not to tip. Most people (the ones who probably didn’t have enough to tip…

DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT SHIT TO ME?

CUSTOMER: Alex, I’m ready to tab out. He hands me his bank card and places some cash on the bar. He points at the cash and says: CUSTOMER: The cash is your tip, put the bill on my card. I pick up the cash without looking at it (because it’s rude to count your tips…

IF YOU ENJOY MY BLOG…

If you’ve read my blog and have enjoyed my brand of humor, and the insight of the life of a bartender. Check out my Facebook page. It’s full of my daily interactions with customers>>> I COULDN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP IF I TRIED!!! You can find me on Facebook @ Lions Den However if you…

“HEY, WHERE’S MY PINOT!”

“Hey, where’s my Pinot!” Shouts a female customer, (referencing a drink that she had in the hole, purchased by another customer earlier.) while raming fried chicken wings down her throat. I gave an intentional, transparent look of disapproval, then took a step in closer, and said. “What you meant to say was”, ‘Excuse me bartender,…

TOUGH SKIN

I have to admit, being a bartender is great! Having a captivating profession and befriending wonderful people, are always a sublime combination.But what about those days that aren’t so sublime, or that customer who’s attitude is less than wonderful? How do you handle it when customers become disruptive, and attempt to substitute your feelings for…

JUST DO WHAT THE OFFICER ASKS!

Here’s a mystery that my colleagues and I have never quite understood. Why is it that people get loud & rowdy with the police at bars? It never fails, there is always one person who has had one too many, does something that warrants being asked to leave the property, but instead of taking heed…